July 2011
I’m all “I love you,” and he said, “I don’t know what to say.”
SHUT THE FUCK UP PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE HARRY POTTER THEMED WEDDINGS I AM SCREAMING
THESE ARE GORGEOUS LET ME DIE
Dear Future Spouse,
We’re doing this.
You don’t have a choice.
Much Love,
Your Fiancee
“On a date, I’d expect her to contribute financially. I’m not a gravy train – she should not expect a starter and a pudding. Yes, I’ve made some money but I don’t see anything wrong with still going to Pizza Hut with a two-for-one voucher. What’s wrong with that? Any right-minded woman should think to herself, ‘This is the man I should raise a family with because he’s sensible with his money’. Think about it, ladies. It’s Darwinian. You shouldn’t mate with the guy who splashes his cash at The Ivy, you should mate with the man who cuts out discount vouchers from the paper.”
—Stephen Merchant. (via fuckyeahrickystevekarl)
What’s up estados unidos? I missed your forceful plumbing.
oh gods of scheduling classes,
may you look favourably upon me.
i ask of you to grant me one last wish,
let the wednesday/friday lab open up.
so that enjoyment would eschew forth
unto you and your benevolent decisions.
or you could open Japanese up.
thanks for everything!
